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unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

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jonasbrothers:

how great would it be if obama’s middle name was lee

(Source: jonasbrothers, via funnytextposts)

zaymmaliks:

I LOVE IT WHEN BOYS SMILE SO BIG THAT THEIR EYES ARE PRACTICALLY CLOSED OR WHEN THEY LAUGH REALLY HARD AND THROW THEIR HEADS BACK LIKE I FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM 944927274% MORE

(via melodiesdrew)

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

(via gnarly)

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heliolisk:

laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere

(via seedy)

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

(Source: xaviary, via phobias)

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

(via distraction)

ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

(via frosteddaffodils)