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I just love how you can spend every waking moment with him but you hardly even want to spend 5 minutes with me

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

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This is the story of the three Baudelaire children. Violet loved to invent; her brother, Klaus, loved to read; and their sister, Sunny… she loved to bite.

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one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

Jesus Christ

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